پنجشنبه بیست و ششم اردیبهشت 1387
هنگامیکه یک ایرانی بخواهد به انگلیسی نامه بنویسد!
این نامه توسط کارمند National Iranian Oil Company ، علی مخلص به رئیس آمریکایی خودش Mr. Hamilton در دهه 1960 نوشته شده است.
Dear Mr. Hamilton
I, the undersigned, have worked in the NIOC in Masjed-Solyeman for three years, but since Mr. Ahmadi transferred here everything has changed. I don't know "what a wet wood I have sold him" that from the very first day he has been "pulling the belt to my lift" With all kinds of "cat dancing" he has tried to become the "eye and the light" of Mr. Wilson.
He made so much "mouse running" that finally Mr. Wilson "became donkey" , and appointed Mr. Ahmadi as his right hand man, and told me to work "under his hand" . Mr. Wilson promised me that next year he would make me his right hand man, but "my eye didn't not drink water", and I knew that all these were "hat play", and he was trying to put a "hat on my head", I "put the seal of silence to my lips" and did not say anything.
Since he was just "putting watermelon under my arms" and knowing that this transfer was only "good for his aunt" , I started begging him to forget that I ever came to see him and forget my visit altogether. I said "you saw camel, you did not see camel", but he was not "getting off the devil's donkey" ... "what headache shall I give you" I am now forced to work in the mail house with bunch of "blind, bald, height and half height" people.
"Imagine how much my ass burns." Now Mr. Hamilton, "I turn around you" you are my only hope and my "back and shelter"...."I swear you to the 14 innocents" please "do some work for me"...."in the resurrection day I will grasp your skirt"..."I have six bread eaters"... I kiss your hand and leg."
Your servant,
Ali Mokhles
Mr. Hamilton replied: "My liver became barbecued"